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CYBERCITY (USA) - Maj. O. V. Erhaul of the Cybercity Police Department said in a press conference Friday that investigators have turned up a significant lead on a possible suspect in the mysterious disappearance of Tex T. Box. "We can't say for certain yet, but it appears that a subject calling himself "Poo" may be responsible for the sudden and traumatic disappearance of Mr. Box, one of this city's most useful citizens".