I’m not a Bible thumper by any means. I’m also not the ultimate Star Wars fanboy either. That title belongs to my brother. But I didn’t know Star Wars is satanic either. I’ve seen some pretty ludicrous things in my day. Heck, there’s even a website denoting that God personally hates the town I live in (www.godhatesharrodsburg.com) but I didn’t know he had a beef with George Lucas and his zany cast of critters. Is Star Wars on the road to Hell?
It would seem Yoda is a messenger of Satan. His little green face is the symbol of the devil. A website someone recently pointed out to me brought this amazing revelation to light. First they quoted Genesis:
Genesis 3:1 Now the serpent was more subtle than any beast of the field which the LORD God had made.
Then it goes into detail discussing the fact the Yoda’s face is obviously the center of the inverted pentagram with the goat’s head. The owner of the website claims Yoda is a symbol of Mephistopheles. Mephistopheles is a devil that goes around doing good deeds but is truly evil. Yoda is obviously an image of Mephistopheles.
Then the gentleman quotes the good book once again referring to a state of Jesus Christ referring to the word jot and that jot is an English translation of the Hebrew word yod. Yoda is a hermaphrodite and when a is added to yod, it becomes a feminized proper noun.
Now, while he does not mention this, I suspect Weird Al and the Kinks have something to do with this too. Many years ago, the Kinks released a delightful song called Lola. Lola was an interesting character in the song and throughout the diddy, Lola’s gender is questioned:
Well I’m not the world’s most physical guy
But when she squeezed me tight she nearly broke my spine
Oh my lola lo-lo-lo-lo lola
Well I’m not dumb but I can’t understand
Why she walked like a woman and talked like a man
Oh my lola lo-lo-lo-lo lola lo-lo-lo-lo lola
And then the final verse:
Well I?m not the world?s most masculine man
But I know what I am and I?m glad I?m a man
And so is lola
Lo-lo-lo-lo lola lo-lo-lo-lo lola
Lola lo-lo-lo-lo lola lo-lo-lo-lo lola
Then a few years later, song parodier Weird Al Yankovic did a parody of the song called YODA. I suspect that is also another possible connection.
I guess I’ve been on the side of evil most of my life as I always kinda liked the little green guy. Of course it could be that George Lucas stole stuff from nearly every movie he’d ever seen in his life and Yoda was no different. Yoda was the classic sensei from old oriental stories. Heck if I had to draw a comparison. I’d say Yoda was closer to Mr. Miyagi than anything. The thing was, as one scrolls further down the site, there is more and certainly commentary from others.
Luke Skywalker sure, I could see him being some type of symbol because he whines a lot but Yoda? My little green buddy? He who provided the only redeeming grace in the Clone Wars when he fought Christopher Lee (he might be Satanic, he made a great Dracula). Where does this put Darth Vader and the Emperor? Or whatabout Han Solo, who was always good at playing both ends against the middle? Were the Wookies really armies of Hell? Was Admiral Ackbar a general in the Knights in Satan’s Service?
I think I could see some parallels with Rosemary’s Baby too. I think Owen and Beru look a lot like Roman and Minnie Castavet but that would make Luke oh no his father is the Dark Lord. I could be a little paranoid too though.
The author does state most people think he’s nuts but that’s fine with him. I respect people for having an opinion but I must say, I fall into the category of most people in this case. You can check out the whole story if you like.
I was driving through town the other day and I could’ve sworn I saw the upside down goat’s head symbol hanging from the Masonic Lodge but that’s another story.
John Stith is a staff writer for Murdok covering technology and business.
