We’ll try to get through this with as few inappropriate cracks as possible. The porn star/blogger Barbie Cummings, the one who a little while back opted out of illegal drug charges will still have to pay her speeding ticket.
Knoxville Barbie, or as her citation read, Justis Richert, was pulled over last month on a Tennessee highway for speeding. Though non-prescribed pain-killers (happy pills, she called them) were found in the car, the State Trooper disposed of the evidence in exchange for, well, what porn stars do best.
He recorded it on his police cruiser camera. As you might imagine, he’s no longer with the Tennessee State Police. And yes, he still gave her a speeding ticket.
But no longer being on the force means he couldn’t appear in court to charge Barbie, which also means Barbie doesn’t have to pay the ticket, providing she shows up to contest. She didn’t, though, and now she’ll have to pay the $159 fine, unlike the 16 other speeders that got off Scott-free.
So where was Justis on her court day? Probably moving. Her MySpace profile, which is safer to link to than her actual blog, notes her contract with Blacks on Blondes is up this month, which required her to travel to Los Angeles once a month.
But, after getting married, she’s moving there permanently to continue her career. And she’s not taking her car with her.
From her blog:
I am leaving the pink car in Knoxville, I am attempting to sell it. I advised Curt that I probably don’t have a high chance of selling it in Knoxville, but I don’t want to associate that car with the new life I am beginning in California….
I will continue the porn career, as it is my life for now. I think I will be in this industry for a little bit longer. I will be in it until I finish school, or until I get knocked up.
By her husband, we think she means.