Nothing generates greater paranoia in small children than the notion of sleek little elves watching their every movement, monitoring all their behavior and determining whether that child has been naughty or nice. Perhaps now, at least for a little while, the tables are turned. This year, MindComet has secured OfficialSantaEmail.com.
MindComet, best known for “Blog In Space,” has contracted with Santa’s workshop to receive emails monitoring the rotund red raconteur of holiday mirth and merriment. The system incorporates unique technology known as Global Sleigh Positioning (GSP). This system is accurate within two rooftops. MindComet is also working in conjunction with the Elf Advanced Technology Deployment Team.
“Santa is possibly the world’s busiest man,” commented Edward Murphy, President and CEO of MindComet. “We’ve given him the ability to communicate with the Elf Christmas Command Center and all the good boys and girls, automatically, on the busiest day of his year.” This is the first time in Christmas history that Santa has agreed to make his whereabouts available to the public in mass email.
To date, Santa has received over 1,000,000 emails inquiring about Christmas delivery times for the upcoming Christmas holiday. Officialsantaemail.com has given S.Claus the ability to organize these emails and sign up anxious inquirers to receive updates. “Between gift delivery, managing the elves, and photo shoots at malls, I just didn’t have time to answer the where and when of it all,” commented Santa Claus. “Now with email and Internet to track my sleigh ride, they’ll watch me drop gifts from California to Shanghai.”
MindComet will continue working to improve the effectiveness of Santa’s business operations. Officialsantaemail.com marks the first significant effort to bring the North Pole into the Internet age. MindComet has plans in the near future to help Santa refine his list checking process, as well as wish list delivery management.
For information on tracking Santa’s movement across the globe via email on Christmas Eve, visit OfficialSantaEmail.com.
John Stith is a staff writer for murdok covering technology and business.
