No matter what your mother says, farts will forever be funny. And for Joel Comm, they may forever be profitable now that Apple decided his app wasn’t too crass for the iPhone public. iFart Mobile is currently the number one iPhone/iPod Touch application, pulling in a dollar a pop.
Call it the new Whoopie Cushion. Recently released from Apple banishment, iFart wafted up to the top spot Christmas Day as almost 40,000 techno-chic iBrats immediately sought 21st Century methods of embarrassing their sisters.
Or perhaps to save themselves when unable to reproduce a sound made by a scooting chair or some flatulent vinyl.
https://www.youtube.com/watch?v=RRLLsj8DdAw
iFart’s popularity overshadowed the potential irony we’d all have enjoyed if it settled at number two. Alas, since Apple loosened restrictions (standards) on third-party apps, iFart will likely break a $100,000 windfall in less than a month for the one who dealt it—after Apple cuts one small percentage, of course.
Sorry about all the obligatory fart puns. I’ll try harder to cut the cheesiness.
iFart ripped through competition like SimCity and Tetris, and iPhone users demonstrated their commitment to staying classy by making iBeer the number eight most popular app on the list.
Still in Apple iPhon- application-Purgatory are sexually suggestive and/or pornographic apps, including the highly coveted iBoobs, a non-nude addition to the iPhone good for at least ten minutes of juvenile hilarity. Though many have lobbied for iBoobs’ release, Apple’s response has been silent and most certainly deadly.
